Quotes From the Day
Jan. 25th, 2012 09:00 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Quotes from the day:
Me: *walking along street*
Guy: Hi there! What's you're name?
Me: I'm Regi.
Ed: Hi! I'm Ed. I just thought I'd say "hi" cause I thought you were really hot. D'you want to exchange phone numbers?
Me: Actually I'm gay.
Ed: Really?
Me: Yeah.
Ed: Bummer. I guess I'll see you.
Me: Yeah. See you.
Easiest coming out ever!
He was right though: I do look good in black. ^_^
The other quote comes from one of our patients. He used to live on a property with an outhouse, but he rebuilt the house and added an indoor toilet when his wife got tired of jumping Black Snakes every time she needed to use the toilet in the middle of the night.
"When I was young we were happy to crap outside and eat inside. Now everyone wants to eat outside and crap inside."
I love our patients.
And finally, I just need to share this.
Ok, so I suck at estimating final word counts, but I'm close now! Of course then I get to draft and re-draft and edit and rewrite. But still, first draft almost done!
Me: *walking along street*
Guy: Hi there! What's you're name?
Me: I'm Regi.
Ed: Hi! I'm Ed. I just thought I'd say "hi" cause I thought you were really hot. D'you want to exchange phone numbers?
Me: Actually I'm gay.
Ed: Really?
Me: Yeah.
Ed: Bummer. I guess I'll see you.
Me: Yeah. See you.
Easiest coming out ever!
He was right though: I do look good in black. ^_^
The other quote comes from one of our patients. He used to live on a property with an outhouse, but he rebuilt the house and added an indoor toilet when his wife got tired of jumping Black Snakes every time she needed to use the toilet in the middle of the night.
"When I was young we were happy to crap outside and eat inside. Now everyone wants to eat outside and crap inside."
I love our patients.
And finally, I just need to share this.
12500 / 13000
Ok, so I suck at estimating final word counts, but I'm close now! Of course then I get to draft and re-draft and edit and rewrite. But still, first draft almost done!