Note to spiders
Oct. 19th, 2009 07:50 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Attention spiders in my room (yes, all four of you),
Please curl up and die. If this cannot be managed, please stop running away from me so that I may proceed with the squishing and killing on my own.*
Your assistance would be appreciated. (Your continued presence would not.)
Thank you.
- The reigning queen of the room.
*The term "running away" may include, but is not limited to:
- ambling casually behind the furniture where I cannot reach you
- jumping (especially onto me)
- disappearing into a crack in the wall
- otherwise hiding
- turning invisible
Please cease and desist all of the above activities immediately.
Transferring to another room may be acceptable.
Please curl up and die. If this cannot be managed, please stop running away from me so that I may proceed with the squishing and killing on my own.*
Your assistance would be appreciated. (Your continued presence would not.)
Thank you.
- The reigning queen of the room.
*The term "running away" may include, but is not limited to:
- ambling casually behind the furniture where I cannot reach you
- jumping (especially onto me)
- disappearing into a crack in the wall
- otherwise hiding
- turning invisible
Please cease and desist all of the above activities immediately.
Transferring to another room may be acceptable.
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