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Attention spiders in my room (yes, all four of you),

Please curl up and die. If this cannot be managed, please stop running away from me so that I may proceed with the squishing and killing on my own.*

Your assistance would be appreciated. (Your continued presence would not.)

Thank you.

- The reigning queen of the room.


*The term "running away" may include, but is not limited to:
- ambling casually behind the furniture where I cannot reach you
- jumping (especially onto me)
- disappearing into a crack in the wall
- otherwise hiding
- turning invisible
Please cease and desist all of the above activities immediately.
Transferring to another room may be acceptable.

Date: 2009-10-19 09:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] viciousdisorder.livejournal.com
bug spray might help...

Date: 2009-10-19 06:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elfinblaze.livejournal.com
Yes, I've used that. Hopefully it will.

Date: 2009-10-19 07:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] starprincess035.livejournal.com
Eee. Creepy spiders! I seriously got tinglies up my spine. *shiver*

Date: 2009-10-20 07:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elfinblaze.livejournal.com
Well, these ones aren't so bad: grey and about the size of a fingernail. It's big, black ones I can't stand.

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