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elfinblaze) wrote2013-04-20 09:29 am
elfinblaze) wrote2013-04-20 09:29 am
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My family is awesome!
We have horrible discussions at my house.
Sister: My boyfriend owns part of a horse.
Youngest Sister: How does he own part of a horse?
Sister: He owns shares...
Me: He owns the left front foot.
Mother: I like to say he owns the tail.
Youngest Sister: So what happens when the horse dies?
Me: It goes to the glue factory.
Sister: Or taxidermied...
Mother: They send him his share.
Me: You should give him a bottle of glue as a memento.
Mother: Or a horse's tail.
Me: Give him a violin bow.
We were laughing, all except my youngest sister who was staring at us horrified. Apparently she's the only one who doesn't share our twisted sense of humour.
Sister: My boyfriend owns part of a horse.
Youngest Sister: How does he own part of a horse?
Sister: He owns shares...
Me: He owns the left front foot.
Mother: I like to say he owns the tail.
Youngest Sister: So what happens when the horse dies?
Me: It goes to the glue factory.
Sister: Or taxidermied...
Mother: They send him his share.
Me: You should give him a bottle of glue as a memento.
Mother: Or a horse's tail.
Me: Give him a violin bow.
We were laughing, all except my youngest sister who was staring at us horrified. Apparently she's the only one who doesn't share our twisted sense of humour.