Spam E-mail

ashkitty has a heads up on an elaborate and creepy email scam in her journal.

It prompted me to check my e-mail accounts for anything similar.

No such luck. I just get the usual offers of discount drugs, discount jewellery, discount penis enlargements, and discount doctorates. Why aren't I getting amusing spam anymore? This is boring. The best one I could do recently was one with unpronoucable letter combinations. Sad now. Entertain me, spammers!

Aaand I'm just realising I haven't checked one of my e-mail accounts since early February. Let this be a warning to people. Don't ask me for money via e-mail because:

a) I will assume you are spam/scam
b) I will not find your e-mail until 4 months later
c) I don't know how to wire money in the first place

If you want money, call me in person and I'll think about it.